Why Walmart is dead to me.

So we’re all familiar with Black Friday, my favorite day of the year.  (Ok, I like Halloween, too.  And my birthday.  And random Saturdays in the fall.  But shopping for the best deals of the year?  Ranks up there.)  This year several stores are getting in on the action early, with “Early Black Friday!” or [...]

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See ya, suckers!

So have I talked about the year-round-schooling thing here?  No?  I haven’t talked about anything?  I took 9 months off then came back and got right to the business of quoting smartass children without ever feeding the blog actual information about our lives right now? Hmm.
Well – I certainly don’t have time to catch you [...]

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Small post today – I have to go boil myself.

Giant freaking roach
just walked on my freaking foot.
Get. Me. Out. Of. Here.

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So, it just shoots the water right in your mouth?

A while back, Sonic’s prize when you bought a kid meal was a silly straw.  Only the bag said “Atomic Straw!”  V looked it over and said
“Automatic straw?  Cool! So you don’t have to suck?”
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(And that’s all you get.  Jonas is sick, which means I’m not permitted to sleep.  Or eat.  Or pee without either [...]

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Oh the humliation!

On Thursday we went to the park (We were supposed to go to the science museum, because the deal was if V finished all her homework for the week by Wednesday then we would do what she wanted on Thursday and what she wanted was the museum.  She finished, and we made a big deal [...]

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BURN!

After a very excellent dinner with no major revelations, I passed out little plates for dessert.  Here we have the conversation that followed (I am such a lazy blogger these days.  Why think up original stuff when I can just quote entire conversations?  But seriously – if this was what you were listening to at [...]

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Angry Blogging

This morning Joe left for work without waking Violet up.
I lay there, listening to him pull out of the driveway, knowing that none of the three remaining people in the house had an alarm set, knowing that had I not been awake we would have been late for school, knowing that I was married to [...]

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What?

So yesterday Jonas and I were walking to the library, and we were a bit chilly.  (Had we waited until today to go get new books, this conversation would have never happened.  It was 90 degrees and freaking humid today.  Yesterday? Jacket and boots weather.  Go figure.) We’re walking along with our hands in our [...]

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Pest Poetry

So many roaches
lie on their backs, legs twitching.
Must have been some bomb.
.
Maybe the sellers
could have disclosed roach problem
before we paid them?

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“I can’t control how I FEEL!”

So Violet has a boyfriend.  They draw each other pictures, and sit next to each other at lunch.
Yes, yes.  I know I haven’t written in a long la la looong time, and now I drop this bomb on you.  I realize I should at least update you on the move, V starting kindergarten, the great [...]

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