Violet Jayne – Human Tape Recorder

Violet – Daddy?  You are NOT a skeeze!  Even when my mommy says you are?  She’s wrong.  You’re not.
Joe – Oh, Mommy calls me a skeeze, huh?  When I’m not around?  Is that what she says?
Me – No, I say it to your face.
Violet – Yeah – when you’re not around she calls you a [...]

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Making the switch

I have an important announcement to make.  The child formerly known as Jaynie has officially requested that we start calling her Violet.  As it is her first name (you know – the one I carefully selected just for her?) I can’t really object.
She told us there is a good list and a bad list of [...]

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