You have to keep your toes flexed, honey.
Joe has decided to save a buck (or ninety) by teaching Jayne Tae Kwon Do himself. Official “class time” is from 9am – 10am on Sunday mornings. This week was lesson one and it was uber cute.
You wouldn’t want to meet up with this intimidating stranger in a dark alley.
He taught her some basic moves, plus extras like eye-gouging (use your thumbs!) and biting (Bite hard! Try to bite until your teeth touch together!), rounded out with lots and lots of lectures on how we never, ever, ever use any of this new knowledge on friends or her brother.
With great power comes great responsibility.
They worked on it for the full hour, with one short water break. When she said she was done he made her do flutter kicks and push-ups before she could call it a day. No, really.
Keep your legs straight, honey. Lower. Lower. Ok, 20 more….
Daddy, can’t I just go play dress-up now?
Highlights -
- Joe making her call him Sensei the entire time. Seriously.
- Jonas trying to worm his way in between the two of them so he could take a turn kicking Daddy.
- Joe rushing to put a shirt on when he saw I had the camera. Its like he doesn’t even care about his fans.
- Madam’s choice of Tae Kwon Do clothes. Why has nobody thought of wearing stretchy lace-edged leggings to Tae Kwon Do class before? Sooooo much cuter then the usual white pj’s look.
Class meets again in 4 days. I. Can’t. Wait.
